A new website recently came to my attention, a place on the internet where singles (who happen to be undead) can find meaningful emotional connections with each other. Not thrilled at the prospect of decomposing slowly all on your own? Looking for someone out there to share your taste for braaaains? Slow moving corpse seeks same for gnawing and groaning? Look no further than zombie harmony. The existence of this website proves once again, every crazy fantasy that ever was, the internet will find a way to fulfill. Have fun out there, and stay safe.
Or, for the living, there's the cover story of last week's Newsweek, an article all about epilepsy, titled A Storm in the Brain, calling for more funding and greater awareness for the difficulties facing those who live in fear of their next seizure. It's good to know that the causes I support, freedom from the fear of epilepsy and companionship for lonely zombies, have other advocates out there. Have a good weekend, true believers.
