Having been a professional journalist on the zombie beat for over a week now, I've been reading all the old news about zombie outbreaks in my home town of San Francisco.
Zombie flash mobs like the one I fell victim to earlier this year are supposed to be a surprise, and documentation of them is usually coincidental, when it happens at all. This is why the world needs my services. I compiled as much information as I could and added it to the public record with The history of San Francisco zombie walks.
