Be Still My Formerly Beating Heart is the story of two houses, nothing alike in dignity. Human blood makes zombie hands unclean, in the small mountain town where we make our scene. From forth the fatal strife of these two foes, a pair of star-cross'd lovers take their share of other's lives.
A man, a zombie bereft of feelings, has an overpowering hunger for a human woman, particularly her brains. She has feelings for him, which she has to fight against when she gets the chance to shoot him in the head. Every relationship has obstacles, but these two crazy kids are gonna have a tough time making it work.
I guess you could say there's a little R&J to this story, but I'm not the only one to use the same combination of elements. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies can't have all the fun adding zombies to the classics, so I present to you Romeo & Juliet vs. The Living Dead.
"Oh, happy chainsaw." Awesome.
